论文标题
金牛座的牛磺酸。咖啡因过度搜索太空中的咖啡
Taurine in Taurus. An Over-Caffeinated Search for Coffee in Space
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论文摘要
咖啡因可以睁开疲倦的眼睛并增强注意力。此外，过度咖啡可能会导致错误，但也会导致意外的发现，如果没有30个小时的睡眠剥夺，而我们的身体中可能不会发生500毫克的咖啡因。本文列出了这样的发现。在大量凝视着我们的咖啡杯时，空无一人的想法吸引了我们：太空中的咖啡。咖啡因可能不是唯一的关键。 HL Tau，金牛座，公牛...牛磺酸！我们在一天的1/4中，开发了一些红色的波旁威士忌进行新的倾倒，并开发了新的，破坏咖啡的大型星形牛磺酸测试仪实验（Latte）。我们对做出伟大发现的机会感到斗牛！我们安装了拿铁咖啡，将其瞄准了著名的年轻明星HL Tau，那里是：丰富的牛磺酸气体精美地概述了一杯宇宙平坦的白色，HL Tau的环结构却是由熟练的宇宙咖啡师表演的拿铁艺术。第一个罗伯斯塔在太空中发现了咖啡。说到咖啡，我们希望您能和您一起喝一个不错的热杯，我们鼓励您一直到这张豆磨纸的尽头。
Caffeination can open tired eyes and enhance focus. Over-caffeination, furthermore, can lead to errors but also to unexpected discoveries that might not have happened without 30 hours of sleep deprivation and 500mg of caffeine in our bodies. This paper presents exactly such a discovery. Upon much staring into our coffee cups, empty anew, the thought struck us: coffee in space. Caffeine may not be the only key. HL Tau, Taurus, bull... Taurine! We grinded some red bourbon for a new pour-over, and developed the new, coffee-groundsbreaking Large Astrocomical Taurine Tester Experiment (LATTE) in just 1/4 of a day. We felt bull-ish about our chances of making a great discovery! We installed LATTE, aimed it at the well-known young star HL Tau, and there it was: an abundance of taurine gas beautifully outlining a cup of cosmic flat white, with the ring structure of HL Tau turning out to be latte art performed by a skillful cosmic barista. The first Robusta discovery of coffee in space. Speaking of coffee, we hope you have a nice hot cup with you, and we encourage you to pun-tinue all the way to the end of this bean-grinding paper.
